The guys at Big East Coast Bias can rest easy now, just as long as the Big East follows everything exactly as I say it. The Big East is going to lose its nine FBS members; we're beginning to make peace with that. But perhaps the conference was well prepared to be plucked after all, seeing as how they've got eight separate teams that don't play football at the FBS level. It's not going to be pretty, but there's still a fighting chance that the Big East can survive.