The USF Basketball Drinking Game (Better Late Than Never)!

The Bulls' season has yet again been extended, and I think I've seen enough USF basketball to have noticed a few habits of this team. There are some things that are simply predictable: The turnovers, the heavy defense, the scoring droughts. So I decided to do something I should have done weeks ago: Make these games watchable with the USF drinking game.

The Rules:

1. Don't play unless you're 21.

2. Don't drive if you're playing.

3. Know your limits.

How to play:

I. Take one drink:

a) Whenever USF misses a free throw.

b) When Augustus Gilchrist gets called for a travel.

c) When someone takes a three-pointer, you yell something like "NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T SHOOT THAT!", and they make it.

d) When Shawn Noriega checks in.

e) For every minute in the first half that USF goes without a field goal.

II. Take two drinks:

a) When Anthony Collins gets totally fouled, but there's no call.

b) When USF increases their lead to double-digits

c) If Victor Rudd or Jawanza Poland over-complicate a layup or dunk and miss.

d) If Victor Rudd or Jawanza Poland over-complicate a layup or dunk and they make a highlight reel play.

III. Take three drinks:

a) If USF wins.

b) If the other team is held under 60 points

c) If USF is leading at halftime

IV. Finish your drink:

a) If the other team is held under 50 points

b) If USF wins and scored under 50 points

c) If the opponents' FG% is under 35%

Enjoy the game tomorrow, everybody, and go Bulls!